Most parents photograph or film their children growing up, but James
Breakwell has another way of documenting the precious moments he shares
with his 4 daughters。 Since April 2016, the comedy writer and family
man from Indianapolis uses Twitters to share the daily conversations he
has with his girls。

Most parents photograph or film their children growing up, but James
Breakwell has another way of documenting the precious moments he shares
with his 4 daughters。 Since April 2016, the comedy writer and family
man from Indianapolis uses Twitters to share the daily conversations he
has with his girls。

Time passed… Everything is unlike than we pictured…

比比较多老人家都会用拍照或拍摄像的主意记录孩子的中年人历程,而詹姆士Breakwell则选拔使用一种新鲜的章程记录她和4个丫头享受的时段。从2015年十一月起,那位来自美利坚合众国弗吉尼亚波莉斯的正剧小说家兼奶爸用推特分享了他与女孩们的一般性对话。

大好多老人家都会用拍照或拍片制的章程记录孩子的成年人进度,而 詹姆斯Breakwell则选拔使用一种独特的艺术记录她和4个丫头享受的时节。从二〇一四年二月起,那位来自美利坚合众国马萨诸塞波莉斯的喜剧散文家兼奶爸用推特分享了他与女孩们的常见对话。

Yuki:Hey, look around! It’s like a hell! There are too many skyscrapers
and no vegetation areas. By the way, where are the people?

1.7-year-old:All the boys said they were faster than girls in gym
class。

1.7-year-old:All the boys said they were faster than girls in gym
class。

JC403:Well, they are in their houses. With computers, you know, we can
do everything— communicate with others, shop and study—everything.

7岁幼女:上体操课的时候全体的男人都说她们比女孩子跑得快。

7岁孙女:上体操课的时候具备的男人都说他们比女人跑得快。

Yuki:Wow, but that’s impossible, I think.

Me: What did you say?

Me: What did you say?

Hey, my name is Yuki. What’s your name?

本人:你是怎么说的?

自个儿:你是怎么说的?

JC403:Yuki? What is that? You asked my name, didn’t you? Hey, I’m not an
animal. You should’ve asked my number.

7:Nothing。 I just beat them。

7:Nothing。 I just beat them。

Yuki:I’m sorry, I don’t understand. What do you mean?

7岁女儿:没说什么样。笔者就是把他们揍了一顿。

7岁女儿:没说怎么。小编正是把她们揍了一顿。

JC403:Oh, I’m sorry. I am not familiar with history. We no longer have
names. We use numbers. My number is JC403. This number presents me
alone. People are recognized by numbers. Nobody has the same numbers.
It’s useful, isn’t it?

2.I played?Dungeons?and Dragons with my daughters。

2.I played Dungeons and Dragons with my daughters。

Yuki:You don’t have a name? Only a number? Why? I’m confused.

自家半夏娘们玩《龙与地下室战棋》

自己和女儿们玩《龙与地下室战棋》

JC403:Okay. You have a name, Yuki. Have you ever met someone whose name
is Yuki?

They were supposed to fight the wolves surround a town。

They were supposed to fight the wolves surround a town。

Yuki:Yes, about 6 or 7 of my friends are named Yuki.

她们的职分是输给围困城市和商场的恶狼。

她俩的任务是退步围困城市和市镇的恶狼。

JC403:What? 6 or 7? Are you not confused?

Instead, they fed the wolves and turned them into their friendly wolf
army。

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Yuki:No, I’ve never regarded that, but I’ve never been weltered.

结果,她们给恶狼喂食,把那一个恶狼收编到了和睦的狼族军队里。

Instead, they fed the wolves and turned them into their friendly wolf
army。

JC403:Hey man, it’s nonsense, isn’t it? Because names are sometimes so
complex that I cannot memorize them. A number is much simpler than a
name.

Girls, man。 They’ll take over the world。

结果,她们给恶狼喂食,把那几个恶狼收编到了投机的狼族军队里。

Yuki:I know, sometimes names are difficult for me to pronounce. My
friends have English names in addition to their real names because
pronunciation of their native names are hard to call for others. I was
trying to call my friends’ real names, but I couldn’t pronounce them
perfectly. I know, you say, that is why the number is better. I
practiced pronouncing friends’ names. Sometimes I can call them by name
perfectly, and then I feel achievement. Though everybody calls me by my
first name, some of my friends know my last name. When they know my last
name, I feel very flattered. If I had impersonal figures, I would never
feel such a temper. Listen, a name is not just a letter. It represents a
personality and even country.

女孩!她们会克制世界!

Girls, man。 They’ll take over the world。

JC403:Uh, you are right. I’ve never felt such feeling, because a number
is impersonal. But as you said, a name expresses their countries, right?
Now there are no longer boundaries between countries. So, which island
are you from?

3.Me: What did you do at school today?

女孩!她们会制服世界!

Yuki:You mean, where am I from? I’m from Japan.

自己:你前日在学堂里做了怎么着?

3.Me: What did you do at school today?

JC403:Japan? What’s that?

5-year-old:Learned about dragons。

作者:你后天在全校里做了怎么着?

Yuki:Hey, come on. Are you kidding me? It’s near China, Korea and
Taiwan. The long island. You know that one, don’t you?

5岁孙女:学习龙的学问。

5-year-old:Learned about dragons。

JC403:Oh, Island 6. I got it! I told you, we don’t use names.

Me: Your class learned about dragons?

5岁幼女:学习龙的文化。

Yuki:I can’t trust it. You call the countries Island 1, 2, 3, 4? What
about languages? Have they disappeared?

本身:你们上课学习有关龙的学识?

Me: Your class learned about dragons?

JC403:Hey, take it easy. Well, we use language 1 and language 2 or
language 3. Okay, I know you don’t know the number, so I’ll show you.
Language 1 is now what we are handling. Language 2 is 你好,谢谢.
Language 3 is Hola, Gracias. Do you understand?

5:I learned about dragons。 I don’t know what everybody else was
doing。

自身:你们上课学习有关龙的学问?

Yuki:English, Chinese, Spanish only? What about the other languages?

5岁幼女:小编在攻读龙的知识。笔者不亮堂其余人在干什么。

5:I learned about dragons。 I don’t know what everybody else was
doing。

JC403:Well, some people learn other languages for fun, and the elderly
people handle them. Why are you astonished? You must have expected this
because you spoke to me with language 1, despite the fact I didn’t
remark you which island I am from. Anyway, what language do you use?

4.5-year-old: Why can’t dogs go to school?

5岁幼女:作者在上学龙的知识。小编不明白其余人在干什么。

Yuki:I manipulate Japanese, maybe it is language 6 because I am from
Island 6. I learned it and now I am learning other languages from my
friends.

5岁幼女:为啥小狗无法去高校?

4.5-year-old: Why can’t dogs go to school?

JC403:Oh, I see. But now you have to study only language 1 and language
2, because that’s enough. We don’t use other languages in business, and
we cannot earn money with other words, even if we can type language 4,
5, 6, 7, 8, 9.

Me:Dogs are animals。

5岁幼女:为何黄狗没办法去高校?

Yuki:You only consider about business? Yes, I know what you are
mentioning, but I continue learning. I can make friends in the process
of learning. We can laugh at each other’s pronunciation, and we can
communicate in a special way. You don’t know the joy that happens when
we communicate with each other’s languages, even if our pronunciation
and grammar are horrible. Language is not only for business. It’s for
either communication or a symbol of culture.

本身:黑狗是动物呀。

Me:Dogs are animals。

JC403:You misunderstand me. First, we don’t have to learn pronunciation
or writing, because we only learn typing since we don’t need to speak.
We communicate with computers, so typing is the only thing you need.
Second, friends are not necessary. Business partners are essential. You
said, laugh each other? Come on, don’t make fun of me. If you have
troubles, you can ask your computer for help. You don’t have to meet,
talk with each other face to face. All you need is a keyboard. It’s
easy, right? Human relations are really complicated, so only typing is
convenient for us.

5:They let in boys。

自身:黄狗是动物呀。

Yuki:Hey, wait. You really think so? If you are distressed or you feel
depressed, you really result only words give you relief?

5岁女儿:那为何男孩能够去学校?

5:They let in boys。

JC403:Yes, I do. What are the distinctions between words and voice? I
get the same information, right?

5.6-year-old: *fast forward all the way through a movie*

5岁幼女:那怎么男孩可以去学校?

Yuki:No. Humans have hearts. They shift their voices, expressions, and
add emotions. You get a lot of information and feeling from talking face
to face. You cannot get such tempers from words alone. Friends inform
you so many things: joy, sadness, love, grief, happiness, jealousy. “So
many men, so many minds.” There is no one who has the same character. Of
course, the words people pick and take are different, but you cannot
grasp personal information from the letters alone. You should talk with
people face to face. If you want to talk, you can call someone with your
cell phone. Calling is better than chatting.

6岁孙女:(快进看完了一整部录像)

5.6-year-old: *fast forward all the way through a movie*

JC403:Uh, I understand and I agree with you, but…it is hard. Because we
don`t have cell phones. I mean, we don`t use cell phones. We use only
computers because we don`t go outside. That`s why we don`t need, cell
phones at all. And it take you aback, but we have own robots. We talk
with them.

Me: You can’t just skip to the happy ending。

6岁幼女:(快进看完了一整部影片)

Yuki:Oh, you don`t have a cell phone. That surprises me, because I
viewed that you guys would have robots. You told me that you communicate
with your own robot, didn`t you? Do you think it is the same as
man-to-man communication? I mean the same as talking with a real person?

本人:你无法一步跳到幸福结局。

Me: You can’t just skip to the happy ending。

JC403:If you pay more, you can buy more a human-like robot. It looks
almost like a real person.

6: I don’t have time for problems。

本身:你无法一步跳到甜蜜结局。

Yuki:Do they have minds? Emotions? Do they feel sadness, joy and
pleasure? The distinction between men and robots is their hearts, I
conceive.

6岁幼女:笔者可没时间应付难点。

6: I don’t have time for problems。

JC403:Emotions are significant? No way. The robot can calculate
perfectly, count time correctly and it can cook skillfully. The robots
are much more enlarged than humans. The robots do not irritate, like
you. (laughs)

6.4-year-old: Can I have some of your candy?

6岁孙女:笔者可没时间应付难题。

Yuki:I anticipated that everything would be more progressed than before,
but actually, it seems to be worse. I am astonished the robot can cook
though, what sort of food does it cook?

4岁幼女:笔者能吃点你的糖果吧?

6.4-year-old: Can I have some of your candy?

JC403:Well, it can cook any noodles you want because it is easy to put
hot water in a cup.

Wife: I got this for Mother’s Day。

4岁女儿:作者能吃点你的糖果吧?

Yuki:Only noodles?

内人:那是自家的母亲节礼物。

Wife: I got this for Mother’s Day。

JC403:Yes. You know, there are only few creatures and vegetation around.
So we are limited to what we eat. Look. There are no timbers. You can
see only buildings.

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